It's freaken' 110 degrees outside, and I'm freezing my ass off in the house 'cause it's like 2 degrees! Anyway, i have some new deviations, yay!

I guess you all thought the storyline was really bad... hmm, oh well....the new JC Penny's song cheered me up a little bit....

I'm writing this made up fan-fic thing, I wanna turn it into a manga, but there's a problem. I can't draw manga very well...so If there's someone that's interested, e-mail me. Oh, maybe I should give you some info....It's called The Chronicles of Yin&Yang. It's about these two kids that are Created by light and dark energy durring this war between the Devil and Gabriel.(I made it the Devil and Gabriel because Satan only wanted to fight God, and God wouldn't fight.) Well yeah, Gabriel and the Devil go into hand to hand combat and the both use their finishing move. The moves are matched so the light and dark energy form a sort of Yin Yang with no Yin in the Yang and no Yang in the Yin. Gabrirl finds out that because of his hatred, he created the daughter of darkness,Yin. And the Devil created the Son of light. Each one tries make the kids good or evil using un-occupied light and dark energy. But it doesn't work, so they have to use their own energy. It ends up destroying them, and they added a drop of light into Yin and a drop of darkness into Yang. Yin and Yang are frozen in the same place for a long time, then a fenomenon happens to shoot somewhere other than together. Yin is found at church below a statue of Mary in thorny rose bushes by a rich women. And Yang is never found by anyone. He has to raise himself. Then, one day he is walking across the street and is hit by a speeding car. That's how he meets his best Mirroko(a girl with bushy brown hair). Well, the story itself starts with Yang having a nightmare. The two meet Yin while going to a soup kitchen.(They live in a shelter. Mirroko's parents were killed in the crash.)
Well, it's much longer, and Yin&Yang don't figure out how they were until a while into it. I haven't even written that part yet...As you can probably see, that part isn't perfected yet,sooooo whaddya' say? Wanna help me?

I cleaned my room, yay! I've got a floor now! And I can open and close my door with no problems now! I found my T.V. remote, I can walk without tripping, and my dog can't chew on my underwear!Which leads me to explain the title, my dog is slobbering all over me, and this morning I left my door open and he woke my up at 8:44am. That means I only got 8:42 of sleep! I usually go to sleep at 11:30 after Family Guy, wake up around 6:20 to take my dog to the backyard becuase he can't stand to be in his kennel any longer than that, go back to sleep and wake up at 10:00am to watch Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and then The Cramp Twins.... I'm starting to think I watch too much Cartoonnetwork. The only reason I whent to sleep at 12:00am last night was because I sat in the living room waiting for my mom and Lisa to come back in from the garage to finish watching our DVD of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Teehee! Ron White and Larry The Cable Guy are my two faves and then it's Bill and then Jeff. Oh my God! I've watched it enough to remember a joke! Here goes:
"I whent in a plain from Flagstaff to here because my manager doesn't own a Globe. Anyway,we took off from the Flagstaff airport, hair care, and tire center there. It was like a little gum rapper with eight people in it.*blues raspberry* We were going half the speed of smell. We got passed by kite. There was this goose behind us and the pilot was sayin' 'Go around!' Well we lost some oil and they announced it on the over call. I don't know why. They coulda' just turned around and said 'We lost some oil pressure.'"
There was more after that, but I don't wanna type it all.

I've got this freakin' song stuck in my head that my cousin was singing:

Comet! It tastes like Listerine!
Comet! It makes your face turn green!
Comet,will make you vomit!
So buy some Comet,
and vomit today!

Grrr....